Quotes I LOVE!!

Well, I might as well take a break from my daily reports.... And focus on something else. I don't know if all of you know, but most of you do know my favorite animals are dogs! So I found some cool quotes on a man's best friend on the Internet some time ago. And now I will share them with all of you...

1. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven. And very, very few people. -James Thurber
2. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money! -Joe Weinstein
3. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
4. My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. -Sigmund Freud
5. Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
6. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud
7. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Unknown
8. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
9. If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
10. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
11. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you, that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
12. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
13. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers
14. I wonder if dogs ever think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner
15. Ever consider what our dogs might think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing half-chicken, pork, half a cow, they must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler
16. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

Hope you really enjoyed the quotes. Dogs are a man's best friend for a reason! Thanks...